Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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