hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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