Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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