Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
This is the high leading the old right now
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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