So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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