He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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