How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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