I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
two words: eviction party
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The struggles of a small town man whore
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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