Kiss
Puke
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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