Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
was it more than 30 minutes?
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then you're in a relationship
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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