Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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