He asked to "fluff my boner.."
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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