I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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