Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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