Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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