remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
My breasts were aching with rage.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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