Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I need water and some morals
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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