I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
false alarm, still single
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