I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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