Do vagina's smell?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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