I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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