Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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