Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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