You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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