Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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