Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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