haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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