I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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