school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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