Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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