Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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