we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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