I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think I am morally bankrupt
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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