so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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