i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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