What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
how can u be prego again
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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