did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the day after is always just damage control
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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