Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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