is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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