He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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