my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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