Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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