so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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