90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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