More tranny stories later!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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