Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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