Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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