Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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