New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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