I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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