what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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