I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Mom said you looked used
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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