no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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