Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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