just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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