If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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