She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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