ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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