he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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